awardweiner:

i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate

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nutella-fandom:

me after my first year of college

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phobias:

avoiding hate like

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voldemo:

voldemo:

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

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scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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